Derober

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
In case you hadn’t heard A-Rod is single again. And if you’re one of the richest and most well known playboy athletes in the world what’s the first thing you do? Think about it for a second, I’ll wait. If you answered shower strippers with cash and drink your self in to a incoherent stupor then you’re like me. However, if you’re Alex Rodriguez then you rushed right back to your old fling He-Man Madonna. According to Us Magazine the two were spotted together fueling rumors that their affair isn’t over.

Madonna and New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez took in a cozy dinner for two at Dos Caminos Third Avenue on Tuesday, a source told Usmagazine.com.
They pair ate at an alcove-like table in the back.
“They seemed very close,” a source told Usmagazine.com.

Now, whether the pair is officially back together has yet to be confirmed. But what can be confirmed by Derober is that Madonna is trying to catch and kill John Conner. She has been on the prowl for the last several months and is intent upon bringing an end to all mankind. Don’t believe me? Why not…it’s f@#king Madonna people.

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