Derober

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Darby Gunpowder:
Remember when gas was $.99/gallon, The Soviet Union was communist, Spencer Pratt didn’t exist, and Hayden Panettiere was adorable and didn’t have opinions? Aahhh the good ol’ days….
Our first post on Derober featured Hayden Panettire because she was wearing a bikini and looked so hot and innocent. The world has watched Hayden grow up from the cute little coach’s daughter in Remember the Titans to indestructible cheerleader on Heroes -and we have been disappointed on so many levels. First, she never grew the boobs I’m still waiting for. Second, she eats whales. Third, she’s phoning in her performance on Heroes this season. And finally, she’s assembling her appearance in a Samantha Ronson meets Arnold Palmer backup singer motif, and it smells horrible.

Update: I’m not really sure how I can sit on my high horse and pass judgment on celebrities all day, but no ones told me to stop, so I’ll keep doing it.

I don’t know which is more embarrassing, going out in public looking like Hayden did or forgetting the lyrics to the National Anthem at a professional basketball game….? You be the judge.