How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Beyonce?
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John:
I can’t stop looking at this photo. I mean Beyonce’s flank is covered but she still seems open to a frontal assault. I think she could use one more bodyguard out front, that’s all I’m saying. Also, I think her whole detail is too small.
I’m guess I’m trying to shift focus away from the fact that Beyonce might be out of her f*cking narcissistic mind. Is she expecting the Chinese to invade South Miami Beach? If that’s the case, fine. But I still think her whole detail is too small.