Jessica Alba and Hayden Panettiere in the Muzzler 2008 infomercial parody video

First the stock market, then this…we’re all F’d

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October 6th, 2008

Darby Gunpowder:

I’ve recently fallin out of love with Jessica Alba for her controversial ‘Declare Yourself’ ad. I’ve also lost my crush on Hayden Panettiere for never growing boobs and having an opinion. But losing my effection for these fallen stars is not enough. I now declare war on these two cheese-dicks for their recent parody video for the ‘Muzzler 2008′ infomercial. Grab a barf bag before watching this video, and by all means, don’t sit through the whole thing as you may become dehydrated and satanic.