Salma Hayek seeking employment

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Some would say I’m a natural born nurturer. I just like to think I’m doing my part as an American citizen. Land of the free, indeed. Anyways, when you’re an American celebrity seeking press on a German talk show dressed like Helga the town whore you tend to look a little desperate. Don’t get me wrong those jugs are miraculous. Scientists are looking into whether they can help restore the polar ice caps. In the meantime, Salma, you are better than this. If you want the free press why don’t you just walk down the street in an outfit like this? Trust me, you’ll be cast in the next James Cameron movie in five minutes.

Comments (7) “Salma Hayek seeking employment”

jamesOctober 7, 2008 @ 7:27 am

She is really hot,good boobs !!! I know we men have lots of standards to pick up a woman,but we all find the right girl in our demands on a tall dating club:___ __ my bros told me this; it worked for them, it worked for me; and i’m sure it’s gonna work for u, buddy!!

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SergioOctober 22, 2008 @ 1:21 pm

American Celebrity?

She’s Mexican… Oh but Mexico it’s part of America (as in the whole continent) that’s right!

constantinDecember 5, 2008 @ 1:24 am

she s fat

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AnonymousJune 12, 2010 @ 2:23 am

dil kr rha hai k salma ko chod du

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