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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
There are two constant facts that are irrefutable in this world. One is that cotton candy is the greatest invention since sliced bread. The other is that David Duchovny is perhaps the most bad ass human being ever to walk the streets of Hollywood. But now all of a sudden the world wants to tailor Duchovny’s behavior by stripping him of his sex addiction. Haters, all of you. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, what Duchovny has is not a disease, it’s a gift. Einstein had the brains, Zeus had the lighting bolts and Duchovny had the balls. But the world became jealous of Duchovny and all that he was able to achieve in a single body and decided that they would take away the single greatest thing about him–his sex addiction. What’s next people…cotton candy? I swear to God in heaven I won’t let you do it. Try it, I f#$king dare you!