Kim Kardashian denies plastic surgery rumors with pederastesque photo

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Darby Gunpowder:
Kim Kardashian posted the above photo to disprove all the rumors that she had plastic surgery. I can’t remark on the photo one way or another because she is 14 years young in the pic and I can’t risk going to jail again. If I dare mention her adult-sized chest or her bikini bottoms that could double as a Borat onesie -I may go to prison. Here’s what Willy said in her blog about the breasts I can’t talk about:


I am definitely not against it at all, but haven’t yet had it! Personally, lip injections are the thing I would never do—even if I didn’t have full lips.

I think lip injections look very fake and bad and I wouldn’t want to kiss anyone with stuff in their lips—so I wouldn’t do it to myself.

This is a picture of me when I was about 14 years old in a bikini. I hope after seeing this you guys will never ask me a plastic surgery question again! I have had a size C since I was 11 years old! So one day I will definitely get a lift, but I am waiting until after I have kids. Until then I rely on a great supportive bra! LOL!

All the butt implant rumors are just so not true and now just silly to me. I have answered dozens of times “no I do not have butt implants,” but people just don’t seem to want to believe it!

I have always had an insecurity with my nose… People also have assumed I have had a nose job, but I have not! I look exactly the same as I did when I was a kid, except my nose has grown a little. I hate the bump on the side of my nose, but am way too afraid to mess with my face!

Sure Kim. We found your cheerleader photo taken the year before. Can you say liposuction?

Comments (4) “Kim Kardashian denies plastic surgery rumors with pederastesque photo”

boubyOctober 7, 2008 @ 6:52 pm

In fact,I know nothing about her,i just saw many hot photos of her with some tall guys on a tall dating site.maybe she dates there.I forget the site name, but in all tall people’ places, only ___ is better, maybe she dates you guys there.

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