Miley Cyrus celebrates 16th birthday, lezzes out with rodent
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~Mickey’s Proportional Response ~
John:
Gossip sites dish out so much shit on this poor girl. Luckily she never went to school so she can’t read. Miley Cyrus celebrated her 16th birthday by treating her fans to $300 seats to her Disneyland show. When reached for a comment regarding the crater in my wallet, Miley responded,
The snozberries taste like snozberries.
Dumber than a sack of hammers. F*ck it, she’s not even legal yet so what do I care (wink)
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