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John:
TMZ is reporting that Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant again. She took a pregnancy test and it came back baby. Jamie Lynn apparently thought that you couldn’t get pregnant if you were still breast feeding. On a related note, the lunar landings were faked on a soundstage in Burbank and rainbows aren’t real. According to the source,

“Jamie Lynn is about eight weeks pregnant, and she and her mom Lynne are hysterical,” revealed a close source. “Neither of them knows what to do, but for now they’re trying to keep the news from getting out.”
“Jamie Lynn believed she couldn’t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding,” said the close source. “She’d expected to have her period by early September.” A home pregnancy test came back positive and Jamie Lynn cried her eyes out, said the source.
Her mother Lynne was livid when she found out, divulged an insider.

Lots of crying at the Spears’ camp. Why does everything they do end in tears? Don’t answer that.

UPDATE: I’m hearing word now that Jamie Lynn is not pregnant. Apparently, she just ate a really big meal and felt bloated. After a few hours she still felt full and just assumed the worst.