Derober

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John:
If she had 4 cleavages! Seriously, Katy Perry is the reason I blog. I could have taken a week photoshopping this photo of Katy’s kittens falling out of her blouse. Halfway through this post I went to Ralph’s Supermarket and grabbed a six pack of Corona just so I could drink a beer while I was photoshopping multiple racks on this vixen I swear to god. I even got limes. And I’m actually sad that I’m finishing this post. Someday, I’m going to write a book about the different ways I’d give it to this girl and call it, The 234,394 Ways I’d Give It To Katy Perry and 2 Ways I Wouldn’t. I’ll bet you’re dying to know the 2 ways I wouldn’t. You’ll just have to wait for the book.

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