Madonna loves to smell her own farts
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Darby Gunpowder:
Although one of my favorite songs is indeed La Isla Bonita, my hate for Madonna is nearing the Pratt-Montag level. Swedish pop star Robyn (I have no idea either) is scheduled to open a handful of European shows for Madonna’s “Sticky & Sweet” tour. Right before she got excited, she was given the Madonna doctrine.
According to Page Six:
Robyn told her hometown Swedish paper that she and her crew were told “not to approach Madonna, not to speak to Madonna and, above all, no pictures . . . I hadn’t expected any glamour, but it’s strange that they assume that the first thing you’re gonna do is run after Madonna and ask for an autograph. My worst nightmare would be to turn into Madonna.
Good story Robyn…my worst nightmare is waking up in Spencer Pratt’s body in good health.