Meet Miley Cyrus’ new identity, Captain Blow Job

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October 13th, 2008

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John:
Taking her act across the pond, Miley Cyrus turned up in London over the weekend for a performance on BBC The Switch Live on Sunday. The soon-to-be 16-year-old starlet took the stage at the Hammersmith Apollo, performing with a lineup that included Fall Out Boy and Ne-Yo.
I copied and pasted the first two sentences from the Daily Mail so my report would sound ‘newsy’ and informed. Now here is what is really going on in Miley’s life:

Miley is 16 and dating an underwear model = gutterball
Miley is choking down anything with an oblong shape = gutterball
Miley’s dad = gutterball
Miley’s concert ticket price$ = gutterball
Fall Out Boy = gutterball
Miley isn’t dating me = gutterball (but well played)

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Comments (5) “Meet Miley Cyrus’ new identity, Captain Blow Job”

jb — October 14, 2008 @ 7:29 am

hahah omg. i hear her bf is really 24, not 20!

Herman Bumfudle — October 31, 2008 @ 9:19 am

uuumm. if i were your daddy, your little buttock would be in so much trouble.

Anonymous — November 13, 2008 @ 6:38 pm

hi

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imoni — February 8, 2009 @ 6:58 pm

I cant not belive you took those pics of your self.i am your biggest fan. i watch your show i am watching it right now. and sorry i am acting like i am your mom. I am just 8. so don”t be offended. but like lily say:pull yourself together

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