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John:
Miley Cyrus has decided to write her autobiography despite lacking the ability to read and write. I smell a winner. From The Sun,

The book deals with Miley’s upbringing as daughter of country singer Billy Ray Cyrus and reveal[s] how her solid relationship with her family, especially her mother Leticia, helps her navigate the spotlight.
Miley said: “I’m not sure when it’s going to come out. It’s finished but you’ve got a long process of editing and all that kind of stuff, so it takes a while.”

No, we did not throw that last part in there for show. If Miley’s book reads anything like she actually talks, I think we’re in for a real fall treat here, folks.