Ali Lohan, please step away from the Holy Water

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

Darby Gunpowder:

Ali Lohan was seen here in NYC with her mom, Dina ‘Cumgargle’ Lohan, looking like a vamp…or a poser vampire slayer. It is dark out so it’s hard to tell -maybe she’s a day-walker, or maybe she simply has Rob Zombie’s song, ‘Living Dead Girl’ stuck in her head. Either way, someone should jab a stake into her heart for good measure. One down, two to go…Mwahhh Haahhh Haahhh!*

*Evil laugh echoes in the crisp night. Thunder cracks and lightening strikes. A baby cries.

Comments (3) “Ali Lohan, please step away from the Holy Water”

jerryOctober 18, 2008 @ 10:03 pm

cool !!! I heard that she often plays on the dating site ___ ___, and seems she is famous on that site.So many fans of them are talking about her on that site.

miaOctober 19, 2008 @ 8:48 pm

she’s just a joke, int she?

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