Ali Lohan, please step away from the Holy Water
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Darby Gunpowder:
Ali Lohan was seen here in NYC with her mom, Dina ‘Cumgargle’ Lohan, looking like a vamp…or a poser vampire slayer. It is dark out so it’s hard to tell -maybe she’s a day-walker, or maybe she simply has Rob Zombie’s song, ‘Living Dead Girl’ stuck in her head. Either way, someone should jab a stake into her heart for good measure. One down, two to go…Mwahhh Haahhh Haahhh!*