Whacha’ got under the hood, Liz Hurley?
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John:
Liz Hurley showed up at the Global Illumination event in London with some global illumination of her own. Yes, that is a dead clown in her cleavage. Some people thought he was diving for pearls. Nope, dead. I don’t know if Liz has an actual acting career to speak of. She seems to be frittering her time away at social events trying to score some blow and another acting job. As long as she does it with her rack spilling out onto the red carpet, I don’t give a shit what she does or what Mariachi band she does it with.