Miley Cyrus is wholesome
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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
A good friend of mine once said, “You know the thing about cock is…she loves it.” Now I don’t think he was referring to Miley Cyrus at the time but I can’t help but think that this statement applies to her. I mean at what point does Disney wrap Miley up in a burlap bag, only letting her out for public appearances and performances? Because if I know one thing about Disney it’s that they are not big advocates for the BJ. Well, on a personal level they love them, however, tapping into that 1 to 14 year old demographic is a bit hard when your lead star is a sex crazed dick vacuum. Think about it. Anyways, what would Billy Ray say if he saw his daughter making BJ gestures at her boyfriend during a model runway walk? Probably nothing…but maybe just maybe he’d go all country on her ass. Just sayin.