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You can get a good look at a steak by stickin your head up a bull’s ass, but I’d rather take the butcher’s word for it.

More: tara reid
October 20th, 2008

Darby Gunpowder:
Have you ever smelled a foul queef and then thought to yourself, man, I’m kinda hungry? Tara Ried in a bikini has the same effect on me. I’m supposed to be grossed out by her alien tummy, but instead my eyes shift skyward to her massive mammaries and all is right with the world. Don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t touch her with a 20 foot pole at the risk of getting blindsided by a rogue scalpel.

Update: In all the alien-tummy/booby talk, we failed to recognize Tara’s cavernous camel toe. She is like fine art, the longer you stare at it, the more you discover.

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Comments (10) “You can get a good look at a steak by stickin your head up a bull’s ass, but I’d rather take the butcher’s word for it.”

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Bob The Bitch — October 20, 2008 @ 5:07 pm

I think an Angel just lost its wings

lil webster — October 20, 2008 @ 5:35 pm

I’m in a trance. Must become an alcoholic and trash my career.

BIMBO — October 20, 2008 @ 7:21 pm

is it just me or do her boobs actually look better. yes, i know the rest of her carcass is disgusting but i think the boobs are way better than they uses to be

Dee Rober — October 20, 2008 @ 8:36 pm

They’re called implants, Bimbo. Implants

Masala — October 20, 2008 @ 10:30 pm

Virtigo

Chicky — October 21, 2008 @ 10:02 am

I just vomited in my mouth! It looks like she got hit in the ass with a sack of marbles.

tara reid is hot in a bikini vs. tara reid | Derober.com — October 21, 2008 @ 10:31 am

[…] After yesterday’s Reid bikini disaster, Tara comes back for more punishment. I guess she figured if she went more colorful this time […]

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[…] Despite her crappy stomach, Tara Reid has got some tonnage – [Derober] […]

Whatever — February 8, 2009 @ 10:21 pm

Man, theses girls nowadays think skinny is what most men like. I don’t know about you guys, but I rather have a voluptuous girl than this skinny thing. By the way, she is gorgeous, but in her normal self , not like this…

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