The Neverland Ranch is officially for sale

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Someone just took a dump on my childhood memories. Perhaps the greatest talent I ever heard or saw, in addition to looking like ET’s albino cousin, is now having to foreclose on his Neverland Ranch. I mean what is the world coming to when my boyhood icon isn’t even able to own an amusement park in his back yard? I put it to you. I mean sure he’s bat-sh@t crazy, but what did you expect? It’s MICHAEL JACKSON. He makes Mike Tyson look like the world’s safest bet. Elton John once saw him while high on cocaine and decided right then and there that it was time to start taking heroin. Kids everywhere are missing out Mike’s private thumb ride. In all honesty, Mike, you may be the world’s biggest freak to date. But we’ll always have Thriller. And for that we are all in debt to you.

PS–you look….good……maybe try to avoid showing your face..ever again.

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