Derober

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John:
Gwen Stefani could have been a sexy devil/cowgirl/angel/Sarah Palin but instead chose to go as an egg. Lemme’ guess, Gavin was a strip of bacon? This is garbage. It’s clear that Gwen sent her assistant to Target at the last second and they were low on inventory. Gwen told her assistant,

A fucking egg? Really, Marissa? Really? I know this was short notice but do I look like an egg to you? Screw, it. Just give it to me. This party is gonna’ suck anyway. (Gwen chokes down 2 vicodins). Gav! Gav! Get off the XBox and get in the goddam car!

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