Derober

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John:
Looks like somebody’s too cool for school. Playboy’s annual Haunted House party (you know the one where people dress in costumes), was just not good ’nuff for Holly Madison. Unless she’s dressed like the Grim Reaper, she sucks hot ass. This isn’t Vietnam, Holly, there are rules. And you don’t show up to the Playboy Mansion in sweats, ok? YOU of all people don’t need to be told this.
I’m so angry right now, people. I mean, even when I got done photoshopping a monster tongueing Holly’s brains out, I was still unsatisfied. When a monster physically tunneling your brains out onto the lawn isn’t enough, then you f*cked up biggie-size. I gotta’ take a walk, man.