I’m not taking my hands off Jessica Biel’s tits, end of story
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John:
Jessica Biel’s boobs are as firm as they were when she was 17. Yes, I’ve been groping her for a long time now. Jessica made an appearance at the Rome International Film Festival yesterday to promote some movie that I’ll probably go see and not tell anybody about.
In my head I just went over a list of things I wouldn’t do to this lil’ vixen and I’m staring at a blank piece of paper. Check that. I had one thing but I crossed it off,
Threesome with a shark