Gwen Stefani’s new baby is not like fine wine

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Awwee eveebody, wook at da baby boy. I’ll admit with a name like Zuma Nesta Rock how could this baby go wrong? It’s the kind of name that screams, “If my band fails I’m totally down for hardcore porn.” In fact, off the top of my head only Erwin Rommel and Leroy Jenkins are stronger names than Zuma Nesta Rock. So cudos to you Gwen, for being bat-sh#t crazy enough to conjure up a name like that for your own baby; and not just for a stuffed animal you call your imaginary friend.

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