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Nick Swardson is the funniest guy on the planet

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Darby Gunpowder:
My first thought when I saw Anne Hathaway’s Vogue photoshoot, was: “Why didn’t they use Marisa Miller instead?” It just doesn’t make any sense to me. Marisa Miller should be on the cover of every magazine -am I wrong here? I’m no golfer, but I know sex sells. Marisa Miller is the sexiest woman in the galaxy. Anne Hathaway is the 2nd sexiest woman on Planet Butterface -next to Hillary Swank. C’mon Vogue -get your shit together…or don’t. I never liked your shitteous magazine.

Don’t worry Matt, to get that rotten Hathaway taste out of your eyes, I included a little side-dish of M-squared below.

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This video almost made ME want to vote. And as you know I hate everything and everyone.

Halo 3: Recon PREVIEW HERE (i-am-bored)
Debora is international babe of the day (doubleviking)
Women wearing red are worth more $…???Study here (asylum)
Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush dancing in club (bustedcoverage)
Hilarious cold water shower PRANK VIDEO (tastybooze)
Katy Perry’s Halloween costume (celebridiot)
Axia Andreadaki in sexiest portfolio I’ve seen in forever (uncoached)
Pornstar or Celebrity rack?? (donchavez)
Don’t look into Ashley or Mary-Kate’s eyes (celebwarship)
Eva Green still hot with red hair (agentbedhead)
Camille Belle should be more famous (on205th)
Sexiest woman on myspace…EVER (hottestgirlsofmyspace)
Big boobed slut nipping something fierce (drunkenstepfather)
More funny content to peruse (omgblog)

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John:
Jessica Biel’s boobs are as firm as they were when she was 17. Yes, I’ve been groping her for a long time now. Jessica made an appearance at the Rome International Film Festival yesterday to promote some movie that I’ll probably go see and not tell anybody about.
In my head I just went over a list of things I wouldn’t do to this lil’ vixen and I’m staring at a blank piece of paper. Check that. I had one thing but I crossed it off,

Threesome with a shark

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Darby Gunpowder:
Pete Wentz is attempting to break the interview world record by taking the most interviews in a 24 hour period.
What a fag. I can only guess the magazines and radio stations that are on board with this douchy stunt:

1. Horse and Hound
2. Teen Girl
3. Hanson Weekly
4. Cosmo Girl
5. Tiger Beat
6. The Emo Advocate
7. Bi-Sexual Bi-weekly
8. 103.9 KDOUCH FM
9. 96.8 DBAG FM
10. NAMBLA Digest

The list goes on. Guess what Pete, I’m going to set a world record myself: The most Fall-Out Boy CD’s incinerated with a flamethrower at one time.

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