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Yet another reminder of why the derobers failed to make the varsity cheerleading squad

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
It is a sad day for Sir Mix-a-Lot ‘Baby Got Back’ fans everywhere. In a stunning decision Kim Kardashian was kicked off Dancing with the Stars last night (in case you didn’t gather that from the title). And I for one am shocked. Kim deserved better. I mean lets think about her track record here for a second: rich father–check, sex-tape–check, an ass that has it’s own gravitational pull–check. I mean what the hell people, this girl isn’t famous for nothing. Don’t hate. I demand a re-count. In the meantime now I have to find something else to do with my Tuesday nights.

For a solution to Kim’s ‘big ass problem’ click here.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Well Lindsay Lohan and her special lady friend Samantha Ronson (who reminds me of Pat) were spotted on the beaches of Los Cabos, Mexico. The two played Scrabble, spin the bottle, and discussed whether or not now was a good time to admit they’re gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. My dog is gay, and I love him like the son I’ll never have.

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Darby Gunpowder:
Well, well, well -it looks like ol’ Heather Locklear was setup on her recent DUI. The tattle-tale who called 911 to report Heather was former Us Weekly staffer Jill Ishkanian who was under FBI investigation for hacking Us computers to locate celebrities. TMZ reports:

“When Heather got in her car, Ishkanian called 911, even though the car wasn’t even moving at the time.
Now get this — sources say immediately after Ishkanian called 911, she called a paparazzi agency to give them the heads up Heather was about to be popped. TMZ obtained those photos, not knowing it was Ishkanian who set the ball in motion.
And it gets worse. Ishkanian apparently is the only witness who says Lockelear was driving erratically and that she was drunk, even though it’s already established she was not under the influence of alcohol.

Dear Jill Ishkanian,
You are a devil-woman and will pay for messing with King Cougar, Heather Locklear. We have managed to rustle up Jill’s personal email address and cell phone just in case any Locklear fans want to say hello:

jillishk@gmail.com
312-519-7817

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