Derober

Old, but still makes me laugh…

Worst Halloween costume ever (i-am-bored)
Topless greek babe makes me salivate (doubleviking)
Mustaches that could fight cancer (asylum)
Britney Spears aka Our Lady of Cheetos has a workout video (dlisted)
NBA Dancers–East Vs. West (bustedcoverage)
What 250,000 dollars looks like wrapped around a pole (tastybooze)
Lauren Conrad pwned by Letterman (celebridiot)
Megan Abrigo heads up sexy portfolio (uncoached)
Massive body board FAIL–Funny video (donchavez)
Jessica Simpson gets drunk for US Army (celebwarship)
Anne Hathaway looks different (agentbedhead)
Maria Menounos’ cleavage is AWESOME (on205th)
Nicole Marie is a blond with perfect tits…NISM (hottestgirlsofmyspace)
Christina Aguilera’s new music video is clownshoes (drunkenstepfather)
Great funny site we just found (oliverwillis)
Another awesome site we found (omgblog)

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
God, when are we going to put a label on that damn launcher. I can never tell front from back. Not unlike my early sexual experiences–somewhere an ex of mine is crying in a mental ward. Anyways, Zac and Vanessa might of gotten away scott free this time but I’ll never forget my early dismantlings of the two on the beaches of Mexico. Good times. I’m sure the couple must be so happy in the wake of the release of Highschool Musical 12 as they strolled down the beaches of Hawaii. If there’s one thing I just can’t get enough of it’s rich celebrities, in love enjoying their day. It’s like sand paper to my nuts. Or gouging out my eyeballs with an icepick. Come to think of it, I don’t enjoy these happy fruit loops at all. I’ve gotta lay off the quailudes and Prozac. Making me soft…

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Darby Gunpowder:
Just another reason I wrote my college thesis on David Letterman. Last night LC appeared on the Late Show and walked right into a bear trap. It’s common knowledge that Letterman loathes reality TV, most notably ‘The Hills’. We learned that when he made a balloon puppet out of Spencer Pratt.

Here are some memorable quotes from the interview/Chinese water torture:

On Lauren Conrad’s constant drama:
“That raises the question, maybe you’re the problem. You think? Let me give you an example from my own life. For a long time–10, 15, 30, 40 years–I thought, ‘Jeez people are idiots.’ And then it occurred to me, ‘Is it possible everyone’s an idiot?’ Maybe I’m the idiot.”

On Spencer Pratt:
“Spencer, what a weasel. He’s just the worst, that guy.”

On Brody Jenner:
“Let me just tell you something about Brody. If there was no television, this guy would be living in a tree.”

The cherry on top was when Dave tells Lauren she’s the problem, and she just sits there like a deer in the headlights. She literally has no clue what just hit her -as if there was supposed to be a script to the show!
Speaking of deer, LC and the entire Hills ‘cast’ should go hang out with one…on a busy highway.

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Continue Reading: Letterman rips LC a new one

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John:
Looks like somebody’s too cool for school. Playboy’s annual Haunted House party (you know the one where people dress in costumes), was just not good ’nuff for Holly Madison. Unless she’s dressed like the Grim Reaper, she sucks hot ass. This isn’t Vietnam, Holly, there are rules. And you don’t show up to the Playboy Mansion in sweats, ok? YOU of all people don’t need to be told this.
I’m so angry right now, people. I mean, even when I got done photoshopping a monster tongueing Holly’s brains out, I was still unsatisfied. When a monster physically tunneling your brains out onto the lawn isn’t enough, then you f*cked up biggie-size. I gotta’ take a walk, man.

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John:
Gwen Stefani could have been a sexy devil/cowgirl/angel/Sarah Palin but instead chose to go as an egg. Lemme’ guess, Gavin was a strip of bacon? This is garbage. It’s clear that Gwen sent her assistant to Target at the last second and they were low on inventory. Gwen told her assistant,

A fucking egg? Really, Marissa? Really? I know this was short notice but do I look like an egg to you? Screw, it. Just give it to me. This party is gonna’ suck anyway. (Gwen chokes down 2 vicodins). Gav! Gav! Get off the XBox and get in the goddam car!

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