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John:
While promoting High School Musical 3 yesterday, Hudgens was asked again about her shady past. And by shady past, I’m referring to the time she took a bunch of naked photos and sent them to an old-as-balls studio exec,

“I think that everything happens for a reason and I wouldn’t take back anything I’ve done,” she says. “I don’t like talking about it because it was something that was meant to be private and I’d still like to keep it as private as I can.”

OK, Vanessa, let’s have a chat

So you wouldn’t take it back, huh? Really? Um, I hate to be a stickler for the past here but… remember that opology you issued where you said you wished you regret every having taken those photos?

“I want to apologize to my fans, whose support and trust means the world to me. I am embarrassed over this situation and regret having ever taken these photos.”

One more time for the homies in the back,

I…regret having ever taken these photos

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~ Heidi just wouldn’t shut up… and Spencer had to drink his rifle~

Darby Gunpowder:
Heidi and Spencer’s latest attempt at attention got my attention and boiled my blood. These ass wipes climbed up a Hollywood hill wielding a shotgun, a six-pack of the diesel, and the book, “You can profit in a monetary crisis.” This entire scenario reminds of a poem by The Diceman himself,

“Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter -Jill came down with two-fifty. What a f@#*kin whore.”

Oooooohhhhhhhhhhhh! Snap!

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Darby Gunpowder:
Like the Romans, all great empires eventually fall -as did Heather Grahams boobs. I gotta be honest, I’ve never liked this chick, nor thought she was that hot. She has wonkie eyes, a five-finger forehead, and now saggy boobs. Good thing she can rely on her acting chops to revive her “career”…oh, wait -nevermind.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Sometimes I’m surprised at my own destruction. I mean…WOW. That escalated really quickly. I was just going to make a simple statement out of the boy, but somewhere between the anvil dropping and the bloody rib cage protruding from the boy’s body I blacked out. That always happens when I’m sober. Anyways, these pics are of Justin Gaston, aka. the blowjob object of Miley Cyrus‘ affection. And in these pics the 20 year old Blue Steel wonabee can be seen getting drunk with his other male model friends. Now call me old fashioned, but prancing around half naked and drunk with your model friends comes off just a tad bit gay, don’t you think? But maybe that’s just because I like women. I guess that makes me biased, right. Sorry, I’ll start drinking immidiately.

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