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Jessica Simpson’s boobs appear to be getting larger. Last night Jessica hit the town with her best friend and stylist, Ken Paves. On their way out of the club, Ken got hit in the face with paparazzi’s camera. Photos below show him bleeding to death.
This proves once and for all that getting close to Jessica Simpson means almost certain personal injury. Romo’s finger is broken and now her best friend is decapitated. Just making eye contact with her could mean certain death. Lucky, for me, I never look her in the face.