Now I know what ‘Milk Puppies’ are! Thanks, Katy Perry
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John:
Katy Perry showed up at the MTV Europe Awards looking cartoonishly hot. Katy Perry reminds me alot of my ex-girlfriend minus the big boobs, good voice, lesbian tendencies, and thin ankles. So basically she’s nothing like Katy. But my ex could eat her way through a chicken-pot-pie in like 2 minutes not matter how frozen it was in the center. Take that, Katy Perry!