Jessica Biel’s new movie is about her nipples
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John:
By the look of this shot here, Jessica Biel’s new movie is a flaming bag of poo. This film looks like Casablanca if Casablanca had an abortion. One of those self-indlulgent period pieces that actors take to show off their acting chops. Instead, it’s so bad that the wardrobe department giving Biel ‘nipping duds’ for their own amusement.
We’ve put together some of Biel’s best nipping moments below. Enjoy Responsibly!