Shit. It’s not April Fools Day?

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Darby Gunpowder:
Columbia Pictures seems to be on Columbia cocaine in their latest attempt to make a buck. They want to remake the classic Karate Kid and they want to use Jaden Smith, (Will’s kid) in place of Ralph Macchio. Pat Morita (Mr Miyagi) just rolled over in his grave. First of all, this movie should not be remade out of respect. Secondly, Jaden Smith is named after his mother and would get his ass kicked by a Tickle Me Elmo. This pop-culture piece of shit is also being produced by Will Smith’s own Overbrook Entertainment..hmmmm, coach’s son?
If they cast a Wayans brother for the new Mr Miyagi, so help me God.

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