Madonna’s list of demands…not joking
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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Guy Ritchie reunited with his two sons Rocco and David at a London airport this morning after they were taken to New York last month to stay with Madonna. However, they did not come by themselves. They came with list of Madonna’s demands (likely stapled to the back of their heads). And all I can say is NO. That’s it, Madonna. This wear my penis on the outside business has gone on far enough. No one gives a shit about you anymore anyways. So take all your yoga, organic food, lady suits, free weights, and that horse cock between your legs and get the hell out of this country. Because where I come from women can’t just come up with rules that appease them and enforce them on others. So sorry Madonna, your time here was good, but you might want to start looking at Asia or somewhere else where you can convince people to be your slaves. Just not in my town, bitch.