Salma Hayek, “I’m addicted to breastfeeding.”

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The luckiest baby on earth has just been crowned. Fox News Reports,

The actress, who gave birth to daughter Valentina in 2007, says she can’t stop breastfeeding.
She said: “I’m like an alcoholic. It is like, I don’t care if I cry, I don’t care if I am fat, I am just going to do it for one more week, one more month, and then when I see how much good it is doing her and I can’t stop.”

Salma’s Addicted? F*ck that. You know whose addicted?- That f*cking baby. If that baby could talk it would say something like,

Where’s my food? Where are my two huge beautiful foods? If that cow doesn’t bring those huge jugs back here and shove them into my teething mouth, somebody is going to get a f*cking beat down, I swear to f*cking God.

Said the baby.

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