Derober

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Victoria’s Secret brought out the big guns this week for their Annual Fashion Show at Fountainebleu in Miami. And beautomous babes like Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Marisa Miller and Karolina Kurkova came armed with themselves. I can only imagine what it must have felt like to see so many 10s walking around in one place. It imagine it’s like watching a unicorn have sex with a rainbow–perfect. Thank god I’m doped up on muscle relaxants right now or I might have to confront how worthless I am. Currently I’m a Viking God surrounded by naked sirens bathing in a grado made of melted marshmallows. One of the sirens just whispered she needed my greatness. I don’t intend to disappoint.

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