Britney Spears will light Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree
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John:
Christmas is ruined. I want to know how many people had to pass on this until Britney got the offer. Like a million? Seriously, how the f*ck did this happen? Were the past 40 honorees electocuted? I know Beyonce got to light it once but the Rockefeller Center people are really scraping the bottom of the moonshine barrel this year. Maybe K-Fed can show up and help? And by ‘help’ I mean ‘be wasted’. Yes, that would be great! And while we’re at it, have Randy Quad back up his motor home and empty the shitter into the tree for fertilizer…