Derober

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Darby Gunpowder:
Remember that baby growing inside Ashlee Simpson? Yeah, it’s still there. Jessica Simpson went on the Ellen show and mentioned that her little sis will be inducing labor to get the little douchenugget out. (that was almost verbatim)
Maybe the mini-Wentz-bag has a mirror in there with him and realized that he looks just like Pete Wentz…his shame and embarrassment could be keeping in her belly. I know how he feels, one time in 2nd grade, I got a really dorky haircut and didn’t leave the house for days. Then my mom told me about Pete Wentz and his inability to wear pants that fit, his natural douche odor, and his Perma-Blue-Steel face and I was at school the next day.