How could Jerry Seinfeld’s Ex’s boobs get any better?

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November 19th, 2008

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John:
Remember when Jerry Seinfeld was dating that 17 year old girl, Shoshanna Lonstein? Well she’s all grows up now. And I mean up and out. Her babies will never go hungry. I’m a boom man, myself and I think anything worth doing is worth overdoing.
My part-time job should be as a boob job consultant. It would be so easy. I’d wear a suit and tie and lean back in my plush leather chair, deep in though, staring at my hot client. Then after 2 minutes I look up and say, “I think you can go bigger.”
I’d be awesome at my part-time job.

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Comments (3) “How could Jerry Seinfeld’s Ex’s boobs get any better?”

[…] Shoshanna Lonstein is, uh, all grows up. (DR) […]

Chicky — November 20, 2008 @ 10:39 am

This has to be the chick that the “They are Real and They are Spectacular” Episode of Seinfeld was about.

Jon — November 21, 2010 @ 12:47 pm

No Chicky……

That was Terri Hatcher

This is the girl Jerry dated when she was 12 and he was 97…..

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