Heidi and Spencer just got married…not on my watch

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November 25th, 2008

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Looks like Derober’s favorite special Olympic couple just got hitched. And how adorable do they look, huh? Like watching two monkeys jack off at the zoo while you slowly peel a banana in front of them. Apparently, ‘The Hills’ stars decided to elope in Mexico over the weekend. And why am I not surprised. Two piles of genetic waist decided that the most fitting place to get married was in the world’s finest waist basket. F#ck off, Paris! No one wants your romantic propaganda when they can get married in a geographical outhouse for free. So kudos to Heidi and Spencer. Your retardation never seizes to amaze me. Now if you don’t mind I’m going to cut off my left ear and down a bottle of Jack and qualudes.

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Comments (5)

Comments (5) “Heidi and Spencer just got married…not on my watch”

spelling4TW — November 26, 2008 @ 5:36 am

“Two piles of genetic WASTE decided that the most fitting place to get married was in the world’s finest WASTE basket.”

“Your retardation never CEASES to amaze me.”

Bob The Bitch — November 26, 2008 @ 10:46 pm

Competing in the national spelling bee must have led to a stimulating childhood. Know this SPELLING4TW…I cud giva shit. Eeet a dik…please

BOB IS MY BITCH — November 28, 2008 @ 12:31 pm

E-Motionally owned much?

<3

Bob The Bitch — November 28, 2008 @ 10:32 pm

You have a Bitch named Bob…..Fag

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