How can this photo of Jessica Alba get any better?
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John:
Jessica Alba is posing for Campari Liquor? For those of you who have not had the distinct pleasure of drinking Campari, I’ll fill you in. It tastes like bitter ass juice. No joke, one time my roommate and I were jonesing for some liquor and Campari was the only thing we had left. I’d never tasted it but my roommate turns to me and says, “We’re gonna’ need some Grapefruit Juice to cut the Campari.”
So there that is. Jessica Alba is selling liquor that tastes so f*cking bad, the only thing that will make it taste better is the worst fruit juice ever made.