How can this photo of Jessica Alba get any better?

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December 2nd, 2008

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John:
Jessica Alba is posing for Campari Liquor? For those of you who have not had the distinct pleasure of drinking Campari, I’ll fill you in. It tastes like bitter ass juice. No joke, one time my roommate and I were jonesing for some liquor and Campari was the only thing we had left. I’d never tasted it but my roommate turns to me and says, “We’re gonna’ need some Grapefruit Juice to cut the Campari.”

So there that is. Jessica Alba is selling liquor that tastes so f*cking bad, the only thing that will make it taste better is the worst fruit juice ever made.

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Comments (2) “How can this photo of Jessica Alba get any better?”

lucy — December 3, 2008 @ 9:11 am

She is so attractive and I have seen her on Meetwealthy. com,also a lot of rich singles and celebrities here, you can find many Sexy, Curvy, Classy Women, open minded rich couples, hot rich guys, also nice wealthy admirers, even some celebs.

Roger — August 11, 2009 @ 6:00 pm

I don’t know about ass juice – I’ll have to take your word for it on that, but Campari and Orange juice is terrific. Too bad you had such an unfortunate experience as to use Grapefruit juice. Yuk. You don’t need Capari to make that studd taste bad.

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