Derober

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
OK, Kate Winslet. Well played. You finally made me eat my words. I swore that despite being a good actor I would never view you any differently than a beached whale or Jabba the Hut whorfing down a cheeseburger. I mean sure you would’ve made a great hockey goalie but as for being viewed as a sex symbol I don’t think it was ever in the cards. I’d sooner declare myself the well-hung prince of Persia who loves the outdoors and people rather than I would’ve called you hot. But hear it is, Kate, I’m sorry. You finally don’t look like a giant water tank full of Silly Puddy. You look hot. I don’t know if this was just a personal decision or if Hollywood finally said they were tired of putting you in movies where the lead female was supposed to be NOT fat; whatever it was, mission accomplished. And for those of you who are actually wondering where these photos of Kate were taken it was at the New York premiere of her new film The Reader last night. Touche, Kate. Point you.

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