I wonder what Hayden Panettiere’s massage therapist looked like as a kid?
~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~
John:
Hayde Panettiere was filming Heroes yesterday when one of the creepy crew members gave her some magic Kool-Aid and sedated her. He’d been training for this day all his life. It started when he was young. His father caught him nose-deep in his mothers stiletto heels. Ever since, he’s been dreaming of a day when he might defile a young starlit’s foot and get away with it.
Today was your day, Bro. Well done.
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