Derober

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
I would like to go on record saying that Carmen Electra is not human. There is no way a mere mortal could still look to be in their prime at 36. It just doesn’t work like that. My vote is that she has her own cryogenic chamber that she freezes herself in every night. That or she eats the souls of little children. Either way foul play is afoot. But damn is it a wonder to behold this sex demon on the cover of Playboy’s 55th anniversary. It’s like biting into a steak for the first time or opening up your first slinky while on acid. Breathtaking.