Paris Hilton’s House Robbed, $2 Million Stolen. Actual photos and dialogue
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John:
The photo above slightly sensationalized. Paris was not home when a burgler forced his way through Paris’ front door and ransacked her bedroom, stealing almost $2 Million dollars worth of jewelry.
Here at Derober, we dump a lot of shit on Paris but I really got nothing here. This sucks. Bad.
It sucks because I have all this jewelry and I have no clue how to offload it. Gonna’ wait till things cool down. It’s hot now, I tell you. Hottern’ hell.
Here are some photos of Paris so she can see what she looks like without jewelry. Hope this helps!