Derober

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Ahaa, it always comes back to those juggs. Those things are an island in a sea of oil. A place of refuge in a nuclear holocaust. Beacons of hope on a planet of cellulite, cheese and plastic. But I digress. Kim Kardashian though a monster and the object of a personal vendetta against her ass, on my part, sure does know how to put her best foot forward. These recent calender wall pics of Kim show that despite being soulless and without a moral compass Kim isn’t without a brain. And that’s good. Because sometimes all we can tell our daughters is that no matter what happens, no matter how dumb or ugly you are, no matter how much common sense and savvy you lack, there’s always a chance for redemption through those lady lumps. And if you can’t grow em, own em. Done and done.

The more you know. By Bob ‘The Bitch.’

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