Katy Perry has a message for you

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December 29th, 2008

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Katy Perry might not be the brightest bulb of the bunch. She might not have a face that smart people brag about. She might not even play for the right team. But damn does she have a body that just won’t quit. I suspect that those breasts, if analyzed closely, could be the cure for AIDS. That ass could solve the hunger issues in Africa. If Katy Perry walked up to me and held my hand I might finally learn how to write good. That or the other thing, jizz my pants and forget who I am for a half an hour. Either way it would be spectacular and good for a chuckle or two. Katy Perry for President in 2012. I’ll buy that.

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Alex14 — October 22, 2009 @ 5:46 am

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ed — January 24, 2011 @ 4:18 am

haha reading this cracked me up, its so so true

hailey villareal — March 18, 2011 @ 6:36 pm

dear katy;my mom is frances kiki Villareal and she knows you and your family from church.You and you family drove her to church.And now she loves your music. And would love to get a pair of tickets to your consert.My name is hailey and I am 8 years old.My mom frances phone # is 805 636-7950

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