Derober

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Ahhh 2008…lets recap the year shall we.
Britney lost her mind, found Jesus or something–saved; A-Rod banged Madonna, but not really, whatever; some babies popped out–to be expected; there was an election I think; Heath Ledger dies becomes immortalized as the new joker=5th Beatle; economy has post masturbation slump; and yet another year of booze, boils and bullets were at the forefront of my wasted life. So yeah, I’d say we’re right on par. Happy New Years Eve, bitches. Don’t call. Don’t text. We were never that good of friends.

And I don’t give a shit about punctuation or run-ons so don’t bother with your worthless guilt trips. Your malcontent only inspires me.

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