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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Ahaa, it always comes back to those juggs. Those things are an island in a sea of oil. A place of refuge in a nuclear holocaust. Beacons of hope on a planet of cellulite, cheese and plastic. But I digress. Kim Kardashian though a monster and the object of a personal vendetta against her ass, on my part, sure does know how to put her best foot forward. These recent calender wall pics of Kim show that despite being soulless and without a moral compass Kim isn’t without a brain. And that’s good. Because sometimes all we can tell our daughters is that no matter what happens, no matter how dumb or ugly you are, no matter how much common sense and savvy you lack, there’s always a chance for redemption through those lady lumps. And if you can’t grow em, own em. Done and done.

The more you know. By Bob ‘The Bitch.’

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John:
After posing for PETA’s latest campaign, bloggers began posting photos of Khloe wearing fur coats. This has angered Baby Hulk and she talks about it on her blog,

As some of you might have seen today, there are several people who have taken to the web calling me a hypocrite and posting photos of me wearing fur.
The reason PETA approached me initially is because in my past I did wear fur and they wanted to educate me on the brutal ways in which animals are skinned for their pelts. After watching their video once, I was so horrified that I immediately swore off fur. The cruel treatment I saw had a great impact on me and I am deeply hurt that people are trying to criticize me for uneducated choices I made in my past that I now regret terribly.

It should be noted that Khloe Kardashian can neither read nor write. This statement was written by a fox named Binky who was shot and made into a scarf moments after this was published. 

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Let me start by saying Will Smith denies that he’s a Scientologist. Ok, fine. However, if that’s the case then why did he donate over 122,500 dollars to various Scientology front groups last year and over 1,000,000 dollars to a Scientology based private school the year before that? Will Smith ISN’T to Scientology what Oprah Winfrey ISN’T to rich. Do the math kids. According to a Fox News report

He also gave a combined $122,500 to the Church of Scientology, broken into these donations: $67,500 to the New York Rescue Workers Detoxication Fund, $50,000 to the group’s Celebrity Center in Hollywood and $5,000 to ABLE, another Scientology offshoot. Smith and his wife have also supported a private school called New Village Academy they opened this fall in suburban Los Angeles that uses Scientology learning concepts.

C’mon Fresh Prince, lets hear the truth. I know you and Tom have many late “man nights” that involve hours of laughing, pillow fighting, Greco wrestling and games of Truth or Dare. Tom likes to make you do the Dares though doesn’t he Will? It’s ok, we all know.

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John:
Yes, even gravity effects people with God-syndrome: Madonna fell on her ass during a concert in Rio. She tried to pawn it off as if she meant to do it, but it’s obvious she slipped and fell like most old ladies do…Nice try Madge, but everyone falls on their ass sometimes and it’s funny every time. If there was an actual career where you get paid to watch people fall down all day, then I quit. Where do I sign?
Now if we can only get Kanye West to slip and fall and break his neck and face bones…all of them.
Here’s the vid of her holiness eating shit:

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