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John:
Gamer Geeks from across the land tuned in to Spike’s Video Game Advertisement last night. They took an hour off Warcraft to watch a bunch of beautiful people pretending to be enthusiastic about video games. Dorks took to Skyping how they would ‘PWN Marisa and Kardashian with their Hammer of Thor.’ 
 Lemme’ ask you something, gamers. Do you really think Marisa Miller has EVER even played a video game in her life? Do you really?
In that case, I have a bridge I’d love to sell you.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
I would like to go on record saying that Carmen Electra is not human. There is no way a mere mortal could still look to be in their prime at 36. It just doesn’t work like that. My vote is that she has her own cryogenic chamber that she freezes herself in every night. That or she eats the souls of little children. Either way foul play is afoot. But damn is it a wonder to behold this sex demon on the cover of Playboy’s 55th anniversary. It’s like biting into a steak for the first time or opening up your first slinky while on acid. Breathtaking.

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Video compliments of Donchavez

All the hotties you’ll ever need HERE (doubleviking)
Taya Parker named Penthouse Pet of the Year (asylum)
Slideshow of Sexy Indian model Katrina (bustedcoverage)
Porn Star Tera Patrick for Friday pleasure (hottestgirlsofmyspace)
Sexy cleavage-ridden college girls (uncoached)
Audrina Partridge goes bikini shopping (donchavez)
Aubrey O’Day wet white T-shirt glory (on205th)
Brad Pitt pics from set of new Tarentino film Inglorious Bastards (agentbedhead)
Paula Abdul does Letterman–Video (celebwarship)
Cute Myspace girl shows off the goods (dirtyrottenwhore)

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John:
Jennifer Aniston posed nude for the cover of GQ maqazine. What a pro, in every sense of the word. I mean, this chick is 67 years old and looks 18. I’m typing this whole post with my feet becasue my hands are busy right now…applauding. Well done Jen, well done.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Well I’ve been fiending for some gratuitous nippage action and lets just consider my wants to be the gospel in this crazy, crazy world. You know I couldn’t tell you a single fact back about Shauna Sand other than that she was formerly Lorenzo Lama’s wife and that she has a rack the could plug the hoover dam and nourish all the children in Rowanda at the same time. Pretty sure they have their own self-contained ecosystem. And though those jugs are about as authentic as Hilary Clinton’s smile I still would go 10 rounds with the mammoths and leave room for desert.

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