John:
Hayde Panettiere was filming Heroes yesterday when one of the creepy crew members gave her some magic Kool-Aid and sedated her. He’d been training for this day all his life. It started when he was young. His father caught him nose-deep in his mothers stiletto heels. Ever since, he’s been dreaming of a day when he might defile a young starlit’s foot and get away with it.
Today was your day, Bro. Well done.
John: Page Six may just have the best article ever. It seems that since his divorce, Bill Murray has been quite the party boy. He recently showed up at a random college party in Williamsburg at 3:30 am. And that’s just the beginning of it. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, when somebody asks you if Bill Murray is a god, you say yes!
As the story goes,
At around 3:30 on the morning after Halloween, two dozen twentysomething hipsters linger at a loft party in East Williamsburg. The kegs are dry, but die-hard stragglers are still dancing drunkenly in the main room. Dave Summers, a 29-year-old grad student at the Bank Street College of Education and one of the party’s hosts, has dressed as a cloud for the night—his baby-blue T-shirt and baseball cap covered in dozens of white cotton balls. While several guests have come as Sarah Palin, one is in a furry yellow duck costume. Another is Bill Murray’s character from the 1980 film Caddyshack.
Suddenly, one of Dave’s guests runs over to tell him: “The real Bill Murray just walked in the door.”
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John:
Last night Katy Perry performed at a KIIS FM show in LA. She came on stage in a giant banana. Why? The world may never know. Maybe she thought, ‘I know, I’ll pop out of a banana because I’m bananas for Christmas!’ And her management agreed to it because she’s only gonna’ be famous for 3 more months and you have to make hay while the sun shines.
Bob ‘The Bitch’:
I’m going to level with all of you, this news has about as much appeal to me as a mosquito that just acquired AIDS from a African American exchange student. Upsetting? Now you know I how feel. So the big news of the day is that Harry Potter star Emma Watson has just discussed that life after Hermione might involve doing nudity. According to the London Times Emma said about doing a nude scene,
So in 20 years’ time, I can quite easily see her being a brilliant lawyer or civil servant — in a good way, of course — and perhaps she sees it too. “I have enough to hold me together without fame,” she says. “I have a really supportive family and a full life away from Harry Potter. It’s unlikely that I’ll be part of anything this big ever again, so I need to deal with that. I’m not going to take a job just because, shit, I’m not doing anything else.” She still loves acting, naturally — she would even, steady chaps, go nude. “Yes,” she says. “For Bernardo Bertolucci. It . . . depends. I’m not getting my kit off any time soon, but it is part of my job.”
Well shit, there goes the planet. I’d get more entertainment watching two antelopes finger bang each other on the discovery channel but if watching 18 year olds with no complexion, tits or ass is your thing then by all means this is cause for celebration. Congrats. Whosa big winna…you awwe you awwe.
David Beckham $$$
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