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Ashton Kutcher loses it when his neighbor decides to build a house RIGHT NEXT TO HIS!!

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
This is the Paris Hilton that God intended. Eyes sunken, clothes tattered, expressionless and surrounded by men who loot all over her. You get the picture. But somewhere along the lines heaven’s angels must have lost Paris’ file in the cracks and so in their own guilt they decided that Paris would inherit the earth–literally. Big mistake. In these pics Paris can be seen promoting My New BFF with a look of retarded bliss on her face. The kind of face you like to imagine a horse bucking with its hoofs, or you know a sledge hammer bashing with its… sledge hammerness. I personally don’t think Paris would make for a good stripper because the whole limp and lifeless dead fish body of hers. But hey it makes for a good visual. Am I right on this one?

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Funny. Very funny.

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John:
Mischa Barton was in Paris yesterday celebrating her birthday. Happy Birthday! I’m not going to be mean to Mischa on her birthday. That’s just wrong. It’s her big day and who would I be to come in with guns a’ blazin’ like I usually do? Anyway, Happy B-Day Mischa, there’s cake in the kitchen and there may or may not be a nipple slip in the photos below.

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The mom in this video just became my hero.

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