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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
If anybody ever wondered what it would look like to see Gandalf having sex with Jabba the Hut, you are in luck. Apparently Madonna and Britney Spears decided that if you combine an aged steroid activist with a blue whale you can kick start the apocalypse. How quaint. Anyways, the sexual black hole (otherwise known as a concert) will take place for a few Circus tour dates this summer and in addition to her extra Sticky & Sweet concerts, the material girl may even be adding the Glastonbury festival to the lineup as well. My Grand Pappy Winston used to call this kind of carnage a shit show with biscuit wheels. Words were never more appropriately uttered.

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